Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by ntall1, Sep 6, 2012.
Granted, it looks like a fish and a whale eats you.
I wish the ground was lava
Granted, but it does so when it rains or hits a puddle or even when it's a humid day and you end up wrecking it.
I wish everyone had plenty to eat this Christmas.
Granted, but its not their favorite
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call er (reference to Skee Lo - I wish)
Granted, but that's like Holdin' On to the top of the stairs, and you can't stop wishing you were superman, but then you bounce back at the mall where the vibe is right.
I wish I had more bacon
Granted, except it's a giant 200 foot tall robot Kevin Bacon and he sits on your house.
I wish Darth Vader's armor was pink.
Granted, but they use paint that never dries, now there's drips of pink all over.
I wish I had a car.
Granted, but it is just a rusted out frame, windows, and interior. And it's a VW bug.
I wish Minecraft had more magic (for example, spells).
Granted, the first spell you learn is the spell to love vanilla Minecraft.
I wish people liked VW bugs
Granted, but EVERYONE loves them, causing the market for them getting all messed up, due to people constantly buying.
I wish I can recover my old MC account
Granted, but now your skin is a giraffe and the only tool you can use is a shovel.
I wish Christmas lasted all year.
granted, but now all you get for christmas is make america great handbags
I wish I had takis rn
Granted, but they're extremely hot this time for some reason.
I wish I can get a better computer.
Granted except you are mis-heard as asking for a butter computer. And it melts all over the floor.
I wish I had a ham and cheese omelet.
Granted, except goldie makes it for you and burns it on the stove
I wish summer was 12 months long
Granted, but it gets so hot it scotches the entire northern hemisphere.
I wish money grew on trees
Granted, but by the time the tree grew the money on the tree would be out-dated.
I wish 1.13 would come out sooner :Y
Granted, but the 1.13 version would be super buggy.
I wish the new Avatar game would be playable now
Granted, but only in 8bit resolution.
I wish i had a new tv
(why is 8bit res a bad thing?) Granted, but its very small and its a CRT.
I wish i can actually win in fortnite 8))
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