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Charliecraft testing initiative

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Ralal500, Mar 1, 2014.

  1. Ralal500 Poopie face boogie brain

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    Greetings friend. I'm Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science. You might know us as a vital participant of the 1968 senate hearing on missing astronauts, and you've most likely used one of the many products we invented but other people have somehow managed to steal from us. Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt...

    But anyway, here at Aperture Science we have decided to launch a new testing initiative! Says here the lab boys want to examine the effects of moon rocks on brain-dead internet victims like you. But more on that later.

    To begin the testing, my assistant here ralal (who you may have noticed is transmitting this message) will be updating this post weekly with a new challenge. Pass the test, and you may be up for some in-game rewards! So who wants to earn 20z?

    The testing area is just up ahead. The quicker you get through, the quicker you'll get your 20 bucks. Caroline, are the compensation vouchers ready?



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  2. Ralal500 Poopie face boogie brain

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    The first test, courtesy of the lab boys, focuses on the ability of test subjects to pick up spelling and grammar errors over a period of time. The first person to accurately correct this entire writing wins a grand prize... of something that is to be decided later. Good luck and happy testing!

    "I have a freind who I like to play games with. Hes not very good at them and he looses alot. but I like he and his funny dog. His dog likes to give me and him licks on the hand. I think thats alright, but my frend doesnt like it when the dog sticks it’s tongue out. Their my best friend’s in the world, my friend and his dog."
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    I have a friend who I like to play games with. He is not very good at them because he looses a lot, but I like him and his funny dog too. His dog likes to give him and I licks on the hand. I think that is alright, but my friend doesn't like it when the dog sticks out its tongue. They're my best friends in the world, my friend and his dog.
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  4. ToonLink101 SuperVIP

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    Almost got it ntall, but looses isn't it >.<

    "I have a friend who I like to play games with. He's not very good at them and he loses a lot, but I like him and his funny dog too. His dog likes to give him and I licks on the hand. I think that's alright, but my friend doesn't like it when the dog sticks is tongue out. They're my best friends in the world, my friend and his dog."
  5. Ralal500 Poopie face boogie brain

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    Cave Johnson here. I just got a shoutout from the lab boys to say that no one has passed the test yet. It's a good effort, but you're going to have to try a little harder for that cash prize.
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    I have a friend who I like to play games with. He's not very good at them and he loses a lot, but I like him and his funny dog. His dog likes to give us licks on the hand. I think that's alright, but my friend doesn't like it when the dog sticks it’s tongue out. They're my best friends in the world, my friend and his dog.
  7. Pastaman11223344 CharlieCraft Veteran

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    I came here expecting portal. Did not disappoint.
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  8. Ralal500 Poopie face boogie brain

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    Decided to give you guys a little boost; hopefully the lab boys won't find out that I've "tainted" their science. You've uncovered the spelling and apostrophes in the wrong place, but look carefully at the sentence structure of some of the phrases. Also, replacing "me and him" with "us" is cheating.
  9. ntall1 CCraft Team Admin

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    I have a friend who I like to make smut films with. He is not very good at porno cause his bits are all wrong, but his dog is great! His dog is really good with his tongue, my friend doesn't like that cause it makes him feel sticky after we are done filming. I think that's alright because that is what makes good smut. They are my best friends in the world, I just wish they were better porno actors.

    Did I get it right that time?
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  10. vitrosity CharlieCraft Veteran

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    "I have a friend who I like to play games with. He's not very good at them, and he loses a lot, but I like him and his funny dog. His dog likes to give me and him licks on the hand. I think that's alright, but my friend doesn't like it when the dog sticks its' tongue out. They're my best friends in the world, my friend and his dog."
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    ntall XD stick that in a spoiler alert XD
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  12. King_Um SuperVIP

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    Ralal, you are a genius for creating this post :O it's amazing :D

    "WOOF! My friend's dog is awesome :D."
  13. vitrosity CharlieCraft Veteran

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    Lol King... I think you should take grade 3 english again
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    I am confused and I know I got most of it wrong. I am just unsure and gave up lol xD

    omg that fine print I just read it :O
  15. Ralal500 Poopie face boogie brain

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    Cave here, looks like you're having a little trouble with the test. To take your mind off it, I've had the lab boys make up this little maze here. See if you can solve it.

    [IMG]
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    solved...

    "I have a friend who I like to play games with. He's not very good at them and he loses a lot, but I like him, and his funny dog. His dog likes to give me, and him licks on the hand. I think that's alright, but my friend doesn't like it when the dog sticks its' tongue out. They're my best friends in the world; my friend, and his dog."

    I think I'm right now :p
  17. egamad CharlieCraft Veteran

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    "I have a friend with whom I like to play games. He is not very good at them, and he loses a lot. I like him and his funny dog nevertheless. His dog likes to give him and me licks on the hand. I think that's alright, but my friend doesn't like it when the dog sticks out it’s tongue. They're my best friends in the world, my friend and his dog."
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    "I have a friend who I like to play games with. He's not very good at them, because he loses a lot. However, I still like him and his funny dog. His dog likes to give him and I licks on the hand. I think that's alright, but my friend doesn't like it when the dog sticks its' tongue out. They're my best friends in the world; my friend and his dog."
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    Ralal! tell us if we're right or not D:
  20. Ralal500 Poopie face boogie brain

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    So far no one is right. I'll let you know if anyone gets it. *hint* the first sentence is wrong.
    If no one gets it before the time is up, I'll talk to the lab boys for a new, slightly easier test, and give you guys the solution for this one.
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