I think I got it. "Mandem has bare friends fam, we play gamez for dayz. He sucks doe.But he's safe bruv and his dog is bare hilaire. His dog is pretty moist doe, dog like touches him up and stuff, he sometimes tries to touch me and I'm liek back of be-atch. But fam hates it when the dog sticks his bare tounge out its grim yo. But dey are proper safe doe, my friend and his bitch." I win..