Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by ZackCDMC, Dec 28, 2012.
i wouldnt know how you feel, im a squinty chink with glasses. the stereotype.
yeah bronies arent all weak girly men! i know a 23 year old who has a lot of muscle and is a broney
If minecraft had stormtroopers they'd make and do everything for me.
but theyed mess everything up and your house would exploded
If i had a portal gun life would be easy
but the portal was dodgy so whatever went through it would be seriously messed up.
If I had all the chocolate in the world then I'd be the happiest person alive
if you had all the chocolate in the world then creepers and slenderman would kill you because they want chocolate therefore you wouldnt be the happiest person youd be the deadest person not alive.
If there were actually GOOD music discs in minecraft worth hunting for id be happy
but then no one would listen to the normal minecraft music
I wish 1.7 would come out today
but then you'd have to wait for the server to update
I wish I had paintbrushes for fingers
but then you wouldn't be able to eat without poisoning yourself
I wish Pokemon X and Y wasnt so easy to complete
then it would be so hard noone could complete it
i wish my computer wasnt crappy
I highly doubt that you have a computer made of crap, therefore it wasn't even crappy in the first place.
If Minecraft had playable Minecraft I would play Minecraft on Minecraft on Minecraft and make a video on YouTube called MineCeption that gets me millions of views and subs. (sub sandwiches, not subscribers)
Millions of views and subs is very hard to do just over one video so your statement is very farfetched.
If Minecraft had stinkbugs, everytime i would see one i would break my screen trying to kill it
If minecraft had stinkbugs our computers would smell so bad
If I had free internet and a computer with infinite battery and RAM I'd be the happiest guy ever!
Deep down though you wouldn't be happy and you'd keep it all bottled up inside, crying yourself to sleep every single night. Why am I not happy? You would ask yourself. You have everything, don't you? Well you don't. Because there is no such thing as true happiness. Mankind will never feel truly fulfilled.
If minecraft allowed you to have marshmallow cookies made from the finest fluffiest marshmallows which melt in your mouth and the softest, but slightly crispy around the edges but still slightly warm but not too warm, just enough so that the marshmallows are melted just the ttttiiiinnnniiiiiest bit cookie....
Then that'd be terrible cause you wouldn't be able to eat them in real life.
But but but....then you did mine
If minecraft didnt have genderless animals farming would be insane
Milking male cows...not sure if really milk anymore LOL
dude just do mine...
I made a map devoted to killing villagers I had to make spawned a to keep some alive. I made a mijume zombie too it killed me and squidward .__.
but but but...
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