Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by potatobadger, Mar 3, 2014.
Puns of damage
A kitten born in the 10th month of the year is an Octo-puss.
But Octo is 8 D:
Octo as in October
I know but still not worth it
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him….. A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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